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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 06:14

Thumbs down again.
Minds and Behinds
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No way
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Freaks and Cheeks
They put up a sign reading
Just Forget it!
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Unacceptable again!
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No, not a chance
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Everyone loved it.
Loons and Moons
Another attempt resulted in ...
Why am I so afraid that gun owners have set traps to kill me outside my house or my car?
Nuts and Butts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Next, they tried...
Still no good.
Then came..
Why do men love boobs (irrespective of big or small)?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No go.
So they tried
Still no good
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
share office space ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So, the docs changed it to read