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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 06:14

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

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Minds and Behinds

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

The ‘Dragon Man’ Skull Isn’t What We Thought—And That’s More Terrifying Than You Realize - The Daily Galaxy

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No way

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Freaks and Cheeks

They put up a sign reading

Just Forget it!

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Romania in the past was a poor country, but last year the government announced it had 521 billion leu (113$ billion dollars) revenue. Why is so much? What's the reason?

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Why don’t people show patriot Donald Trump the respect he deserves? He’s successful in business, politics, and with the ladies.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No, not a chance

'Cosmic miracle!' James Webb Space Telescope discovers the earliest galaxy ever seen - Yahoo

Everyone loved it.

Loons and Moons

Another attempt resulted in ...

Why am I so afraid that gun owners have set traps to kill me outside my house or my car?

Nuts and Butts

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Catatonics & High Colonics

Consumer sentiment swings sharply higher in June as tariff anxiety recedes - Axios

Next, they tried...

Still no good.

Then came..

Why do men love boobs (irrespective of big or small)?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No go.

What changed for Shedeur Sanders over the past 2 weeks, and his status in the Browns QB competition: Mary Kay - Cleveland.com

So they tried

Still no good

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

share office space ...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

So, the docs changed it to read